TALIESIN: Who you have the advantage with. Would that be a normal attack or would that be the spiritual weapon attack? I have three girls and a son and--. LIAM: Oh, well then, I'll unload the next two attacks on that fella. It requires diamonds worth 300 gold to cast. MATT: As a note real fast, technically everyone gets temporary hit points. MATT: Disadvantage, this is going to be dex bonus plus your proficiency bonus because you're proficient with lock picks, correct? SAM: I hope so, I think it was my last wish. Well, you're not going to be glad at all because I'm going to keep moving forward as I'm saying it and I'm going to put him in radiant blast as I shoot him. Can I use my bonus action to do one more? I think she's dead, you have to do something, immediately. TALIESIN: And a hat for some strange reason, sorry. MATT: --making your way as fast as you can in that direction. They have a little brother and this tired look, I see it in yours. MATT: Okay, about there you can see them, right there. MATT: That hits, go ahead and roll some damage, yo. All righty, two more attacks. MATT: This is her last turn before she loses her air. MATT: And then tomorrow is the big day in the actual event. And Kima hasn't actually been to Shamal Bay before, so we decided--", MATT: She's holding-- she goes, "Are you kidding me? History carried on. MATT: Are you wearing the plate armor to the--. LAURA: So he should be able to make it, they should be able to make it. MATT: It's just the rehearsal. They're just--", MATT: "--gifts from folks who could not be here, I think. SAM: It's the best wedding I've ever been to. TRAVIS: There's nothing on the floor. ASHLEY: What do all-- is True Resurrection--? MATT: Your con modifier's how many minutes you can hold your breath, yes. Vex, I need you to make a death saving throw for me, please. No more one-shots. with macular degeneration and permanent resting bitch face. SAM: It had everything that weddings should have, vampires, and drowning-- poison--, MATT: When this one-shot apparated through the Kickstarter, I was like, "I want there to be some-- another element of closure to this, what are some hanging threads in the campaign?" Bleeding, but he's still just large and slamming--. Welcome to Dalen's Closet. TALIESIN: I'm definitely activating my boots of spider climb, too, just if they get purchase on anything, I'm going to--. ASHLEY: That was the greatest of all interruptions. TRAVIS: Uh, uh, uh-- Demetri, he turned to mist when I hit him. MATT: (whispered aside) "Nothing this sweet, right?". LAURA: It's only because it was assumed, darling, we just--. He has a blade and a shield on his back, and leather straps across his chest. You better be glad this wasn't tomorrow. Can I drink beforehand? MATT: It takes ten minutes to cast though. Yeah, he's looking really rough. TRAVIS: Can we say that because I have persistent rage and the danger has not subsided, that I could rage all the way through running, all the way up the cliff from the wedding site? MATT: You guys head to The Perfect Pearl? LAURA: Oh, it says you failed-- it's not showing up on D&D Beyond. This is a-- You can do a nereid, it has aquatic, okay, yeah. MATT: The other one goes with its claws, first strike and misses, it's going to be 15. Just swoops up in that direction. MATT: Same blade that he fought you guys with at the battle in Thar Amphala. LAURA: I don't have a bow, why would I have a bow and arrows when I'm fucking at a rehearsal dinner? MATT: "There is for the event and the rehearsal, I think. It's a leg or wing shot--. I hope you enjoyed it as much as we did. I assume you're singing. MATT: Nice, 17 points of damage, second attack. This one leaps up onto the table next to Grog. MATT: All right, so the guy on the ground, it's a standard roll because you're still poisoned. MATT: You hear a brief bit of Keyleth cursing as the door opens temporarily. Stora Gungans väg 6 B Lgh 1202. LIAM: Disintegration and you went down, too, but--. Kima sees Allura come to consciousness, she's going to go ahead and pump a shit-ton of her Lay on Hands into her. And then I'm going to take off running. SAM: Wow, I'm flattered and touched, and I will undo a few of the pranks I had planned for your wedding. MATT: All right, Grog's turn is done, coming back to you, Derrig. MATT: He is going to turn into a bat. MATT: You get an attack opportunity on it as it rushes away. Billowing mane of black hair and feathers and a single white mask. Is it in the mountains? The city is bustling and, as is to be expected in a tourist town, everything is a little more expensive than Vox Machina are used to. TALIESIN: All right, goddamn it. MATT: Revivify. LAURA: So I light up with the light of day. LIAM: This is exactly what table planning at weddings is like. because it's--. MARISHA: Can I use my movement to elevator up a little bit? No? LIAM: I didn't bring 300 hours of role playing experience for this character. They then lost their friend, Grog, his soul jettisoned to the land of Pandemonium. Is that the case? TALIESIN: My boots should be activated, so I should be able to actually steady myself on the rocks. MATT: 27, I'll say with all three of those that gets you up onto the cliff with an additional ten feet of movement. SAM: ♪ He calls our friend The Tempest or Chief ♪ LAURA: I don't know. ", MATT: "I also have number of cases of Stassman's Truscan Sunrise white and red wines from Kamordah of Wildemount, sent by Realmseer Eskil Ryndarien.". The other one is going to attack you, that is going to be a-- 15 to hit, misses. And they both head off towards their chamber. LIAM: Understood. MATT: A little bowl of just all sorts of random meat assortments (loud, sloppy eating). ♪ The boring ballad ♪ MATT: All right, so Trinket sinks his teeth into this entity, tears into it, the light itself blasting forth from the Guiding Bolt, it burns away. TRAVIS: Right. That's two on--. LIAM: My being her is more of a formality, really, than real use, but I have slain a behir. No. MATT: Nevertheless, you have your drinks. Yep, okay. LIAM: Okay, so goading attack-- whatever this things is has to make a wisdom save, 18. TALIESIN: How far away am I from the surface? MATT: Hell yeah! Don't you look amazing. MATT: Oh yeah, Trinket did not drink any wine, so Trinket is fine. That is a ten damage, and third one. (slashing) The second axe jams into the creature's chest and is like dug into the sternum. MATT: All right, wonderfully poetic. MATT: There aren't any ships nearby, there's ships over in the bay. MATT: You don't stabilize underwater while you're drowning. TALIESIN: I only have like two more grit points left, but fuck it, one more dead shot. I'm going to go throw up now. That is going to be a 16 to hit. MATT: Talk amongst yourselves, I got to--. LAURA: That's eight, that's 16 plus 1d4 lightning, that's 18 plus--, MATT: That's considered radiant damage, yeah, so--. LIAM: That might be the second largest amount of dice rolled next to Keyleth's cliff dive. and now it's time to show TALIESIN: I'm going to-- Duck down with what little is left of my movement, I'm going to--. How many did he have last time, three? If I use all of it, it's an 8th-level Fireball spell. SAM: Just one big swipe. You now stand before a relatively thick, tall palm tree. TALIESIN: I'm going to take another-- I'm going to take a-- I can't remember any of the names to anything, a deadeye, one more deadeye shot, just to make sure I hit him. Did you get her? Ish or the other way? MATT: Okay, yeah, so you-- (quick whooshing sounds). What is it with you and one shots? MATT: So you don't have to do reckless on that attack, if you want to do reckless the whole round you got to still do reckless. MATT: Okay, you'll probably have to move back here. LAURA: Well, it's not a radiant bow, it doesn't do radiant damage. LIAM: It was the cryptocurrency that finally wiped out the de Rolos. LIAM: So like, 36 or 40 points of damage. TALIESIN: With Retort, which is definitely an iffy gun. TALIESIN: When I met you, I was at the lowest place I had ever been. Picture if you will the necessary pieces But honestly, even by that point, I-- I'd fallen. LAURA: Yes. LIAM: Well, I'm not half your size, but I do all right. Okay. Now he's going to attempt to bite you. PC Nat1s. LAURA: Using everything to just fuckin' run and get there--. MATT: Actually no, against that guy you do not. LAURA: Same. TALIESIN: I'm going to try and start pushing us both towards the rocks. MATT: That is a cantrip, to use the Gust cantrip, it's your action to do that, up to you. LIAM: She will allow it. I'll inspire you with the song that I wrote for you that I was going to sing later but now I'm going to sing to you now. I think that's how it works. It's now Sylas' turn. And she steps back. TALIESIN: Oh, that's right because you've got the fucking vorpal sword. MATT: Sword of Kas, which you got rid of. SAM: And I will roar a mighty roar-- and I'll-- (heavy footfalls) walk her down the isle with a little flare. LIAM: You see the bags under my eyes? LIAM: I didn't know if I should speak up or not. MATT: Sylas is about 60 to 70 feet from you. Let's get a list of fae. He's already hit pretty hard. MATT: Keyleth rises up off the ground, the hair floating, not held by gravity, as the wind whips around her. TALIESIN: Can you handle that level of responsibility? (mysterious music) He's going to use one of his legendary resistances. MATT: Now you roll initiative if you wake up, somebody has to get you up, though. I was really planning on being super, duper drunk with Grog the whole day. LAURA: All right, we'll see you tonight at the rehearsal. The other one has two more attacks against you. MATT: Right there you got it, go ahead and roll two attacks against it. LAURA: Percival, darling, fuck (chuckles nervously)-- I don't know when it happened, when I fell. TRAVIS: I fucking said it and then I fucking--. To the bride and groom. So on my turn I will--. Finishing Percy's round, that brings us to their turn. LAURA: Where's Trinket? MATT: All right. But you begin to see heavy footprints that are dragging a bit and heading to the right along the beach, in that direction, that seem to be fairly recent. MATT: Yep, tries to bite into you and you just shrug it off with your shoulder, it barely even scrapes the skin. As you guys look out, your vision is completely obfuscated by the pulsing of this toxin in your veins. MATT: But you got like a-- just unloading into Sylas as he's running backward, just taking all these shots to the chest, you see splatters and explosions across as each bullet impacts his torso. Speech. SAM: It was wet, it was just a little wet. He's going to go ahead and take his attacks on you. LIAM: And minutes of held breath is our con modifier? When you call him "darling," I've seen his hand tremble as if it knows no word more magical than that one. With an introductory essay on the historic unity of … ♪ Or let's forget about it ♪. MATT: You do have an advantage against him because you're-- technically, Grog is putting him in a flanking position. That's a 24 to hit. LAURA: I don't have a bow on me, I'm, like--. MATT: Thought this was going to go off without a hitch. TRAVIS: What if they crit on a zero hit point person? (laughing) Make it well known, many folks everywhere, It's not quite a mass, but a little bit of a coin." Twice, she sacrificed everything for me. I love it. Okay? TRAVIS: To taste the food? MATT: You see Keyleth there and Keyleth is haggard, you're both at one-- or you're at seven hit points, she's at one hit point. What's the range on Hunter's Mark? You have decided on a destination wedding. Because your strength is so high, I'll say it's half your strength modifier. MARISHA: How am I supposed to get over you if you keep sending ravens to me? Giornale Italiano di Ortopedia (2004) 30, Fasc 2, Is closet-suction drain necessary in unicompartimental knee replacement? We making money still? It was, it was proper wine. MATT: 27 points damage, oof, that's a nasty hit. It was good and then it wasn't. No one should fuck this up. MARISHA: Here is a-- like a Sending stone. MATT: Looking around, you don't see any other shapes moving, but the fog still stands. TALIESIN: And now I'm just going to scream bloody murder. Correct, up to how far? MATT: So you're shifting up in that area, finishing Keyleth's go. MATT: Well then, try to remember. MATT: Still hits, go ahead and roll your damage. LIAM: Lay it on me. There's a bit of clouds in the sky, and you guys glance around. You moldy, rusted spit can. MATT: You guys left my fucking dust titan behind in the last one shot, I'm going to make this right. (as Vax) Scanlan Shorthalt, you are toying with the designs of the gods, still, I see, old friend. He reaches forth and grabs the black chain--. MATT: That's going to finish Sylas' turn. Does that do anything? LIAM: As they leave and walk down the hall, passing Keyleth's room, Derrig is standing outside on guard. MATT: Okay, that'll get you 30 feet. LIAM: I suppose I should introduce myself. Lady Vex'ahlia, my sister, and Lord Percival Fredrickstein von Musel--. And I promise to always be here for an adventure with you. So-- crack, he's like-- (sinister chuckle) It's almost sad it's over. TRAVIS: Yeah, Vex's has got to be wearing some bling. 23 points of slashing damage reduce to 11. 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